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And the New Man award goes to...
My Dad.
Norah: Someone bought Mr Splog an iron for his birthday.
Pa: Really? That's a bit odd isn't it?
Norah: I thought so. But it's a very nice iron. Much better than our old iron.
Pa: Well yes, it will come in useful.
Norah: Yup. Irons are... useful.
Pa: Still. Bloody odd to give a chap an iron for his birthday.
Norah: It's not your standard birthday fare.
Pa: I mean... it's more of a present for you, isn't it.
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(18.1.06 17:25)
Was that before she was an ex, menace? If not, I do think that was a bit risky.
And bless the SplogPa ....
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(18.1.06 17:35)
Is it a particularly manly iron? Is it made from girders? Will it steam moodily like a New York street while he toils in a sweaty, bare-breasted and Athena-poster-like manner (in black and white)?
Did YOU give it to him?
Thought so.
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(18.1.06 18:11)
I wouldn't mind a new hoover, but I draw the line at irons.
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(18.1.06 18:16)
*sigh* R once bought me a vaccuum for my birthday.. I had mentioned we needed one... and thus, it became my gift.
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(18.1.06 20:47)
I once bought an ex a specially-made cake with the words in red icing "You Threw Us Away, You Shoddy Bint" on the top.
I didn't really. I bought her a book by Tony Parsons.
.....
I know, I know, I'm a complete bastard.
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(19.1.06 09:18)
slap that dad, times have changed daddy o men are allowed to do the ironing
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(19.1.06 09:18)
I did by my husband a dish washer the first Christmas I went back to work.
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(19.1.06 12:04)
That made me chuckle, Dads i don't think they will ever understand mine buys me things like this every year. I got suitcases this time and the year before i got pans and an iron. Thanks dad
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(19.1.06 15:56)
I have an iron and an ironing board that I am not carting downunder with me if you want 'em Sillyman. I'll be up your way on Sunday 19th Feb so shout if you want me to stick 'em in the car.
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(19.1.06 17:36)
I have an iron and two ironing boards. I'm not sure why as I try to avoid using any of them. The Hildy refuses to iron my clothes. She says something about me being perfectly capably....I'm not sure what she means by that but I'm taking it as high praise.Does your Dad iron?
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